A headwind is not my friend,
Much better to get hit from the other end.
Winds that blow into my face,
Blister my lips and check my pace
Fortunately, there is another way,
Next time PAC tour heads out from L.A.!!
An Ode to a Rough Road
Corrugations in the roadway
Hurt my butt and break my chainstay.
Expansion joints much the same,
Rattle my joints and break my frame.
Gravel roads are much, much worse,
May as well send a hearse!
An Ode to the Sun
Sunblock 45
Barely keeps me alive.
Morning's delight
Is afternoon's plight.
Desert's ahead at 110
Strengthens the women and scatters the men!
An Ode to the Rain
Rain, rain go away
Don't come back.
An Ode to Dogs
Snarling, frothing, yipping,
Jumping, whining, chasing.
Man's best friend is a pain in the ast
He takes a chunk when I go past!
An Ode to Hunger
Hunger is quite a pain
It makes my speed go down the drain.